Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Real Child Predators

A word from Bill Maher on who the real "child predators" are:

“But that is America for you, a red herring culture always scared by the wrong things. The fact is there are a lot of creepy middle aged men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonald’s, Marlboro and [K-Street]….And recently there’s been a rash of strangers making their way onto school campuses and targeting your children for death. They’re called military recruiters….

You know who else is grabbing your kids at too young an age? Merck, Pfizer, and GlaxoSmithKline…by convincing you that your kids are depressed, hyperactive, or suffering from ADD. In the last decade the number of children prescribed anti-psychotic drugs in America increased by over 400 percent, which means either that our children are going insane (which we might look on as a problem), or that more likely we have created for profit a nation of little junkies.

So stop with the righteous indignation about predators, this whole country is trying to get in your kid’s pants because that’s where he keeps his wallet…So many of our kids are fat drug addicts nowadays that it’s almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies!

So we can pretend that the biggest threat to our children is some creep on the internet, or we can admit that it’s us. Because when your son can’t find France on a map, or touch his toes with his hands, or understand that the ads on television are lying (including the one where the marine turns into Lancelot), then the person fucking him is you.”

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